Kill the ant

So one person says a reason the ant didn't die in the last post.. then tries to kill the ant themselves.
Example:

Poster 1: Ant is stepped on and dies

Poster 2: A Veterinarian was there to bring him back to life.
The ant is thrown in the ocean.

Poster 1: Life guard brings it back to shore, and does CPR.
Ant randomly for no reason catches on fire.

And so on and so forth.. now let me begin.

A anteater eats the ant.

but a hunter gutted the anteater and the ant was still alive and now free




the ant crawled up lisa's drawers and went into the place of no return and died

Dell killed the ant lmao

lmgdao

lisa farted the ant out, and it got anal cpr and lived

i took a fart bomb and stuck the ant in it and it died

omfg i so didnt give it anal cpr




the fart bomb didnt work because the ant got knocked out by the fumes and once it recovered the ant then shot bk up lisa's trouser leg it must have had a thing for that area

lisa shook the ant out so it lived

she then threw the ant in the ocean and it died

but then the ant got caught in in a whales blow hole and got pushed back to the shore and carried on his business.

But then a crab caught him in his pinchers and the ant died

but the ant tickled the pinchers and got away so he travelled to new york

then i drove a taxi over the ant and it died

but the ant luckily fell between the tread of the tires and survived

so i saw a puddle of acid and dropped the Ant in it and it died

but i was super woman and my body was the cure for acid burns so the nice ant lived

TIL I BIT IT IN HALF THEN THE FKER DIED LOL

I was the Ant surgeon and stitched him back together


I got out my magnifying glass in the hot sun and burnt the bugger to death

i turned the magnifying to u it lived :D

so i gave the ant a drink...it was poison the sod died

i gave the Ant an antidote he lived

The antidote turned out to be just water he died