Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? MY MOTHER
What is your weapon of choice? SNOOKER BAT
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? YES, IF PROVOKED IN SUCH A WAY
How about the same sex? AGAIN, YES IF PROVOKED
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? NOT SURE, PROBABLY ARGUMENT WITH BROTHER LONG TIME AGO
What is your pet peeve? QUEUES AND TIMEWASTERS
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? YES AND NO - DEPENDS ON THE NATURE OF THE GRUDGE IN THE FIRST PLACE
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? NO IDEA... SHAVE PROBABLY...
What is the latest you've ever woken up? NO IDEA, BUT THE SUN'S STILL IN THE SKY SO IT CAN'T BE THAT LATE
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? CAN'T THINK OF ANYONE
What is the last lame excuse that you made? TOO TIRED
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? DON'T THINK SO - SEEN PARTS OF SOME BUT TURN OVER QUICKLY
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? ALARM CLOCK? WHAT ALARM CLOCK?
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? JACK DANIELS AND COKE
Are you a meat eater? I LOVE MEAT!!!
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? YOU EXPECT TO KEEP COUNT?!?!
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? FAIRLY HAPPY, COULD EAT A LITTLE HEALTHIER BUT YOU NEED SOME ENJOYMENT IN LIFE
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? WHO DOESN'T?
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? SPICY FOOD!!! HOT HOT HOT!!!
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? YES
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? ZERO
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? WORK OUT HOW MUCH $1,000,000 IS IN POUNDS STERLING
Would you rather be rich or famous? RICH
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? YEAH - SAVE UP AND THEN TELL THE BOSS WHERE TO GO!
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? MANY THINGS - TOO MANY TO MENTION
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? MANY THINGS - TOO MANY TO MENTION
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? FIND A PARTNER, GET MARRIED AND HAVE A FAMILY OF MY OWN
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? IF I EXPECTED TO WIN, YES - IF I DIDN'T EXPECT TO FINISH SO HIGH UP IN THE FIRST PLACE - NO
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? YES
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? IN THE PAST, YES
What did you do today that you're proud of? WOKE UP, KNOWING THAT I'M HERE FOR ANOTHER DAY - AND HOPEFULLY MANY MORE TO COME
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? CAN'T THINK OF ANY
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? CAN'T THINK OF ANY
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? YES
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? AVOIDING WHAT MANY PEOPLE WOULD EXPECT BLOKES TO SAY... I'D GO FOR THE EYES/FACE
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? NO
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? NO
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? MONEY OF WHOEVER'S THE RICHEST ON HERE
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? WHAT'S "TRADING SPACES"? WHAT CHANNEL IS IT ON? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT!
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? PROBABLY A PROFESSOR OR A SCIENTIST
Have you ever been cheated on? NO
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? NO
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? PROBABLY CONFIDENCE
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? GLUTTONY
Do you do the least often? ENVY
Is your favorite to act on? LUST