Adelle Admin
Posts : 1295 Join date : 2011-07-23 Age : 42 Location : scotland, glasgow Job/hobbies : self employed web/graphic designer
| Subject: THE "BUT" GAME PART 1 Fri Jan 20, 2012 4:10 am | |
| I live in Scotland but i have to wear an incredibly thick coat because its so cold and my nips would show but No-one really minds as it gives them somewhere to hang their coats but it's very handy really but t can be rather embarrassing but A cheeky wink and a smile makes everything fine but when i think about it i blush but hey who gives a shit ill just embrace the cold night air and whip them out but i judt dont think im as brave as dell but She thinks "What the heck" and whips them out anyway BUT i do things so much better than the rest after all im lisa and im sooo good at being a jockey as long as im riding bare back so why not brave the cold air for a change but riding a bare back is so ok, long as i have my pussies BUT i accidentally shaved all the poor pussys hair off and left them frozen in this cold night air BUT i could use tham as weapons of mass destruction but I'd much sooner have a rabbit BUT i forgave dell, as i like a shaved pussy BUT that wasnt the point anyways so i returned on my journey in the cold night air until i came across az but az was busy making up questions for his sunday quizzes but He asked a question to which Dell didn't know the answer to BUT... he asked it anyway so he could confuse dell but dell had disappeared leaving lisa standing alone to answer the question but lisa followed dell, as she didnt have the answer so she waits on dell to tell her the answer but dell not having a clue what az or lisa where on about made a break for it and climbed the nearest tree confuddled by the misterious question but At the top of the tree was the fat guy off "The Chase" to find them and make them answer the question BUT... dell fell down and landed on a pussy but unfortunately the fat guy up the tree came tumbling down after and squashed dell flat into the ground but unfortunately the fat guy up the tree came tumbling down after and squashed dell flat into the ground but dell is so elastic she slid out from the fat guy but the poor pussy had seen better days it looked like a train wreck but Was able to be inflated back to normal size with a bicycle pump BUT... lisa danced around shouting *my pussy, my pussy* but the poor pussy would never be the same but lisa decided to give the poor pussy mouth to erm pussy to try and bring it back from the brink of death but Then she got a letter from a Mrs Slocombe asking about her pussy BUT... my poor pussy just couldnt handle the pain no longer so dell stood on it but managed to loose her shoe but lisa nicked dells sock but After realizing it wasn't her size, threw it away BUT... when she threw the sock it landed on andys head but and had a fetish for socks which dell didnt know about but he had always kept this secret from everyone accept for lisa who frequently loaned him her smelly socks to sniff on but what andy didnt know is that the socks she loaned him was in fact rickys but She wore them one Friday as she ran out of socks BUT... lisa always saved rickys smelliest socks just for andy but after az hearing that he snatched the sock away from everyone as he had the biggest foot fetish ever but Was actually a scientific study into smelly socks BUT realising this sock had in fact managed to create life az decided to safely place the sock on the ground as it got up and ran away itself but It was humanely destroyed then handed back to Lisa BUT... lisa wasnt interested in the sock at all one bit she just kept thinking back to her poor badly damaged shaved pussy but A professor came up to her with his latest invention "Pussy Restorer" BUT... the pump on the pussy restorer didnt work and the professor had to take drastic action to revive lisas poor pussy but Thankfully he had a device which could help Lisa and her pussy BUT... lisa danced around gleefully, grabbed the pussy and hid in a corner....sounds of meowing could slightly be heard but it wasnt her cat so the professor decided to go ahead but he wasnt entirely sure where he should insert such a device as he had never used it before and her pussy was at this moment in time pretty mangled looking but He shoved it in anyway and all was well BUT confusing Dell wasn't hard to do but (no offence intended) she had recently taking a refresher course and now had the brain power and memory of einstein himself but only in pussy world but sarah joins in but she remembers she's a cel**c fan and no 1 likes cel**c fans but sarah completely ignored that comment but...
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Blondie Banned
Posts : 514 Join date : 2011-10-01 Age : 43 Location : girvan
| Subject: Re: THE "BUT" GAME PART 1 Fri Jan 20, 2012 9:29 pm | |
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martjon Admin
Posts : 657 Join date : 2011-11-14 Age : 52 Location : West Midlands Job/hobbies : D D Admin / Farming Simulator Farmer
| Subject: Re: THE "BUT" GAME PART 1 Sun Jan 22, 2012 8:35 am | |
| dying of laughter lmao | |
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