An old man goes into a home for the elderly.
His friend visits him a week later and says "Whats it like, you settling in ok?"
The old man replys "Its brilliant, yesterday, when a nurse was giving me
a bed bath, I got an erection. She stripped off and ravished me".
"You lucky sod" Replys his friend.
A week goes by and his friend visits again.
He asks the old man "Still enjoying yourself?".
The old man replys "No, yesterday I fell down and whilst on all fours, the Male nurse did me from behind!"
"Well said the friend, you have to take the bad with the good I suppose"
"That may be so" Says the old man "Trouble is, I only get an erection once every 3 years, but I fall down four times a day !"
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