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Posts : 340 Join date : 2011-09-13 Age : 53 Location : ferndown, dorset Job/hobbies : lout lol
| Subject: mondays madness Mon Nov 14, 2011 10:13 am | |
| Little Red Riding Hood was getting ready to go and visit her grandmother in the forest and her mother said, "You'd better not go out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because the big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do; he'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and shag your little red socks off."
But Little Red Riding Hood pulled out a shotgun and said, "Don't worry Mum, I've got it covered."
So she was walking through the forest when she came across the three little pigs. One of them ran out of the brick house and said "You shouldn't be out tonight Little Red Riding Hood! The big bad wolf's out and you know what he'll do if he catches you. He'll lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and shag your little red socks off."
So she pulled out the shotgun and said, "Don't worry boys. Got it covered!"
As she continued through the forest she came across the big bad wolf and he said, "You shouldn't have come out tonight Little Red Riding Hood because you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to lift up your little red dress, pull down your little red panties and shag your little red socks off."
So she lifted up her little red dress, pulled down her little red panties, lay down on her back with her legs apart, pointed the shotgun at him and said...
"NO! You're going to eat me like the book says."
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Carlos calls his boss in the morning:
"Ey, boss I no come work today I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, my legs hurt, I no work today."
The boss says:
"You know Carlos I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Carlos calls:
"Boss, I do what you say and I feel great, I'll be at work soon. And by the way, you got nice house." | |
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martjon Admin
Posts : 657 Join date : 2011-11-14 Age : 52 Location : West Midlands Job/hobbies : D D Admin / Farming Simulator Farmer
| Subject: Re: mondays madness Mon Nov 14, 2011 9:28 pm | |
| LOL Si good jokes | |
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