HOW TO COOK A TURKEY:
First, buy the turkey and a bottle of Vodka. Pour yourself a glass of Vodka and put the turkey in the oven. Take another 2 drinks of Vodka, and set the degree at 375 ovens. Have 3 more Vodkas of drink and turn the oven on. Take 4 vodkay of drinky and turk the bastey. Stick a turkey in the thermometer, and glass yourself a pour of Vodka. Bake the Vodka for 4 hours, take the oven out of the turkey, and floor the turkey up off the pick. Pour yourself another glass of turkey. Now just tet the sable, and turk the carvey! hic ....hic
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