The English FA has already booked players' flights home after the group stages.
The Greek FA has issued theirs with signs for hitch-hiking.
I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.
Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"
I said, "No, she's an optician."
I was walking down The Mall with a friend yesterday when he turned to me and said, "Seeing all those flags on display makes me so proud of my country."
"But Chan, you're Chinese," I replied. "All those flags are British."
"No, they're not," he laughed. "Just take a look at the labels."
Why do footballers like their wives to be tanned?
Because the darker they are, the less chance they have of getting fucked by John Terry.
My Gradmother went to the door and looked through the peephole before opening it.
"Quick, hide!" she ordered, "Your teacher's here because you bunked off school today."
I said, "No, you go and hide. I told her you were dead."
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